Mad Dog's Awesome Video Headline Creator

Ever wonder why you post a funny video titled "Cats are like people" and no one watches it? Well, stop wondering, we'll tell you why. Your headline sucks! Face it, people are inundated by thousands of news items a day, they don't have time for your goofy video, that's why you need a catchy headline to grab the viewer's attention. Now with Mad Dog's Awesome Video Headline Creator, you can be confident that your video, no matter how stupid or boring, gets seen by tens or even a hundred people. It's simple, just press the Create Video Headline Button and let technology do the rest. And Whammo! You're goddamn Martin Scorsese!!!
*Not currently in the iTunes Store, F' those nerds anyways. 
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